[So, he's just woken up with pain burning all over from last night's exciting experiments with the altar... plus lingering withdrawal effects. House really isn't thrilled about all of this. It means he's in a fighting mood.]
so, ding dong the witch ain't dead, holmeslice you can't even manage to put out a hit without getting offed that's almost impressive
yuh huh and magenta and whoever else you hired thing is there's a limit on grudges here at least what you can get away with and i've got a golem who can keep murdering you again and again she's good at that maybe i'll have her steal your face next time
[He's fully capable of out-Bond-villaining you, Mycroft.]
mikey, there's something you need to understand you see when a doctor and a clown share a mutual love of answers they sometimes work together and i'm happy to run that little experiment i'll just ask my murderclown bff to rearrange your face after as a present for whenever i wake up again
[It' a lot easier to sound nonchalant and in control on text.]
[Yes. Definitely horrifying. Being murdered gave him a more...graphic sense of vulnerability and he did not doubt that this very well may be possible.]
What do you want? A truce? You killed my brother—and no, I don’t care about technicalities and him asking you. You not only did it. You put him in a different body. [The words are hissed, he loses control of the ice in his voice.]
i want you to grow a pair of balls you wanna murder me you come and murder me don't put out requests if it gets whatever the hell out of your system so we can actually keep working, good if it doesn't then you need to get over yourself and keep working anyway i don't care if you wanna kill me, holmes but you do the legwork yourself or i make sure you suffer a hell of a lot more than what happened with ecks
i'm also not gonna do your work for you you're mycroft freaking holmes supposedly the smartest guy in the entire conan doyle canon come up with a legit experiment i like it i'll even come to you after i finish up a few other things i have going
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so, ding dong
the witch ain't dead, holmeslice
you can't even manage to put out a hit without getting offed
that's almost impressive
Audio
That was a minor setback. And it’s only a matter of time. I’m sure the Joker is quite looking forward to it.
cw: face-stealing
and magenta
and whoever else you hired
thing is
there's a limit on grudges here
at least what you can get away with
and i've got a golem who can keep murdering you again and again
she's good at that
maybe i'll have her steal your face next time
[He's fully capable of out-Bond-villaining you, Mycroft.]
cw: face-stealing, blood
[It’s horrifying and he tries to hide the hitch in his voice.]
Well, if the Joker gets to you first, I did ask him to burn your body and blood. Another lovely experiment for you to enjoy.
no subject
you see
when a doctor and a clown share a mutual love of answers
they sometimes work together
and i'm happy to run that little experiment
i'll just ask my murderclown bff to rearrange your face after
as a present for whenever i wake up again
[It' a lot easier to sound nonchalant and in control on text.]
no subject
What do you want? A truce? You killed my brother—and no, I don’t care about technicalities and him asking you. You not only did it. You put him in a different body. [The words are hissed, he loses control of the ice in his voice.]
no subject
you wanna murder me
you come and murder me
don't put out requests
if it gets whatever the hell out of your system so we can actually keep working, good
if it doesn't
then you need to get over yourself
and keep working anyway
i don't care if you wanna kill me, holmes
but you do the legwork yourself
or i make sure you suffer a hell of a lot more than what happened with ecks
no subject
Name your experiment, House, and I’ll be there to pull the lever.
no subject
you're mycroft freaking holmes
supposedly the smartest guy in the entire conan doyle canon
come up with a legit experiment
i like it
i'll even come to you
after i finish up a few other things i have going
no subject
Still, if that’s what it would take to make House pay for what he did, so be it.]
I’ll send you the details once I have them.
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